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Globe Trotting with the Bummy Doll
The Bummy Doll was enjoying the sights in Salida, Colorado, when all of a sudden, he was nabbed! The crazed equine captor proved to be none other than washed-out actor, Mr. Ed. Jealous of the doll's fame, the horse bit, kicked, and stomped on the Bummy Doll, and then kept him tied up behind the old corral. Fortunately, two well-dressed, local society girls paid the doll's ransom of a case of peanut butter and a cameo appearance on "Ally McBeal." The doll is recovering with his new-found heroines and is enjoying all the tea parties and cookies he can stand. [20 Feb 02] (Nota bene: in the top two photographs, you see solid evidence that there are more horse's asses than horses)
![]() The Bummy Doll is pleased to have found some gambling buddies in his travels. [30 Jan 02]
![]() Alleycatting in Saskatoon. I was the 3rd Place Prize. [10 Jan 02]
(Alas, the same cannot be said for Donny). Glasgow \/
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(Mr. Votour was barking up the wrong tree, so as a favour to the muppet, we're making this letter public so the evil-doers -- whomever they may be, wherever they are -- can read) well where is it?? you didnt send it to that osama friend of yours?? he allays spoke highly of you!! well the bega people are still in denial, lisa says we owe them, hmmm. oh and be careful of canadians! they might look like us, but dont be fooled; they are not us. it's good to see the doll has a damien omen rottweiler to defend it. buffalo bill says he knows who has it and is trying to extort me, damned island monkeys!! i ought to throw tea in the bay for that one, that would show them. so does that make scots highland gorillas?? i mean look at big al. i've shown quite a few people the letter and photo and an elite rescue team has already been dispatched, hear a knock at your door?? our people are everywhere... don't think you've heard the last of the bdla: the bummy doll liberation army. we're closing in. and for every roach, there's orkin, but we will torture the doll thieves with andrea dworkin. pretty cruel huh?? you've been warned. your friend, damon commando#77
The Bummy Doll can be reached at: bummydoll@canada.com.
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